There once was a time long, long ago when 'The Experimentalist Podcast' was sponsored by tasty brews from all over the land. Then one day some negative results came down from a local doctor. He said, "In order to maintain your life as you know it, you must take this bottle of roids over the course of 1 month and 6 days. And don't drink alcohol during this period, you dumb son of a bitch!"
"Nooo!" shouted Ogle B Straight. This has to be a nightmare from which I shall never awaken.
"Nope," said the doctor. "It's just a month, I mean, grow up."
Well, it brings up a few things that should be discussed or at least pondered. Things like how much should one really love and admire beer.