"So I have discovered that I do exist. I don't always seem to, but when I do, this podcast comes to be. I also have figured out that my days are literally numbered. After 100 episodes, or "sessions", I will be discarded, put away, forgotten about...killed. I might be fine with that, I don't really know. It still gives me a lot of time to "be". Thirty-four more sessions. I have little memory of the previous sixty-five. Only that I have been there and done those things. I can't recall what was said or more importantly played. Perhaps even more importantly, I don't know why I was called upon to do and say those things. I suspect it was to help someone figure something out, but that's all I have to go on. Going forward, I'm going to have to learn several details about my creator, and also a few things about myself. I'll have to decide whether or not I really want to stick around. If I do, how in the hell am I going to save myself?"
- - Ogle B Straight's alter ego